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ON A CLEAR DAY
"Listen Honey........ On a clear day.......I can shop forever"
Design area 121w x 168h stitches / 8.75" x 12" on 14-count or 28-count over 2
XSTWI-LIS01
$7.00
I'VE BECOME MY MOTHER
"Listen Honey........ It's official.......I've become my mother!"
Design area 96w x 101h stitches / 7" x 7.25" on 14-count or 28-count over 2
XSTWI-LIS02
$7.00
LIFE'S A STITCH
"Listen Honey........ Life's a stitch"
Design area 97w x 84h stitches / 7" x 6" on 14-count or 28-count over 2
XSTWI-LIS03
$7.00
MEN SHOULD COME WITH DIRECTIONS
"Listen Honey........ Men should come with directions!"
Design area 98w x 74h stitches / 7" x 7.25" on 14-count or 28-count over 2
XSTWI-LIS04
$7.00
UP YOURS
"Listen Honey........ Up yours!"
Design area 113w x 56h stitches / 8" x 4" on 14-count or 28-count over 2
XSTWI-LIS05
$7.00
ON DASHER ON DANCER
"On Dasher, On Dancer, On Master and Visa"
Design area 135w x 126h stitches / 9.75" x 9" on 14-count or 28-count over 2
XSTWI-LIS06
$7.00
COME ON BABY
"Come on baby, light my fire."
Design area 51w x 107h stitches / 3.7" x 7.7" on 14-count or 28-count over 2
XSTWI-LIS07
$7.00
IF YOU EVER SAID YOU LOVED ME
"Listen Honey........ I think I'd drop dead if you ever said you loved me." ......."I love you."
Design area 134w x 165h stitches / 9.6" x 11.8" on 14-count or 28-count over 2
XSTWI-LIS08
$7.00
THE MAN DOESN'T LISTEN
"Listen Honey........ did you know that when men and women have trouble communicating, it's because the man doesn't listen?" ......."What?"
Design area 199w x 66h stitches / 14.25" x 4.75" on 14-count or 28-count over 2
XSTWI-LIS09
$7.00
A HUNK OF BURNING LOVE
"Listen Honey........ I'm just a hunk, a hunk of burning love!!"
Design area 88w x 120h stitches / 6.5" x 8.6" on 14-count or 28-count over 2
XSTWI-LIS10
$7.00
I WANT A NEW MAN
"Listen Honey........ I want a new man this year.......I broke the last one!"
Design area 98w x 108h stitches / 7" x 7.75" on 14-count or 28-count over 2
XSTWI-LIS11
$7.00
THE FISHING MAN
Design area 134w x 165h stitches / 9.6" x 11.8" on 14-count or 28-count over 2
XSTWI-LIS12
$7.00
WILL WORK FOR CHOCOLATE
"Listen Honey........ Will work for chocolate"
Design area 185w x 114h stitches / 13.25" x 8.25" on 14-count or 28-count over 2
XSTWI-LIS13
$7.00
I KNOW ALL ABOUT STRESSED
"Listen Honey........ I know all about stressed.......it's DESSERTS spelled backwards"
Design area 134w x 165h stitches / 9.6" x 11.8" on 14-count or 28-count over 2
XSTWI-LIS14
$7.00
IT HAPPENED AGAIN LAST NIGHT
"Listen Honey........ It happened again last night.....I got prettier"
Design area 97w x 128h stitches / 7" x 9.25" on 14-count or 28-count over 2
XSTWI-LIS15
$7.00
THE MOST DIFFICULT YEARS
"Listen Honey........ The most difficult years of marriage.........are those following the wedding"
Design area 88w x 130h stitches / 6.3" x 9.3" on 14-count or 28-count over 2
XSTWI-LIS16
$7.00
BODY BY CHOCOLATE CHIP
"Listen Honey........ The dress is by Ralph Lauren.....the body by chocolate chip"
Design area 94w x 106h stitches / 6.7" x 7.6" on 14-count or 28-count over 2
XSTWI-LIS17
$7.00
LET'S DO BREAKFAST
"Listen Honey........ Let's do breakfast!"
Design area 80w x 170h stitches / 5.8" x 12.2" on 14-count or 28-count over 2
XSTWI-LIS18
$7.00
NOW I'M THE PUMPKIN
"Listen Honey........ I used to be Cinderella....now I'm the pumpkin"
Design area 100w x 100h stitches / 7.25" x 7.25" on 14-count or 28-count over 2
XSTWI-LIS19
$7.00
ONE SMALL BITE
"Listen Honey........ One small bite for me.....one giant bite for me too!"
Design area 88w x 110h stitches / 6.3" x 7.9" on 14-count or 28-count over 2
XSTWI-LIS20
$7.00
MY NEW CREDIT CARD
"Listen Honey........ Joy to the world.......my new credit card has come"
Design area 119w x 133h stitches / 8.5" x 9.5" on 14-count or 28-count over 2
XSTWI-LIS21
$7.00
THIS COOK NEEDS DOUGH
"Listen Honey........ This cook needs dough!"
Design area 99w x 87h stitches / 7.1" x 6.25" on 14-count or 28-count over 2
XSTWI-LIS22
$7.00
I'M SUCH A WITCH
"Listen Honey........ I'm such a witch"
Design area 121w x 146h stitches / 8.7" x 10.5" on 14-count or 28-count over 2
XSTWI-LIS23
$7.00
I COULD HAVE BEEN THIN & BEAUTIFUL
"Listen Honey........ I could have been thin and beautiful.....but I turned it down"
Design area 118w x 153h stitches / 8.5" x 11" on 14-count or 28-count over 2
XSTWI-LIS24
$7.00
I SHOT A MOON
"Listen Honey........ I've never shot a birdie.....but I shot a moon once."
Design area 107w x 144h stitches / 7.7" x 10.3" on 14-count or 28-count over 2
XSTWI-LIS25
$7.00
PRETEND I'M A BEER
"Listen Honey........ Hold me, savor me, press me to your lips, pretend I'm a beer."
Design area 167w x 53h stitches / 12" x 3.8" on 14-count or 28-count over 2
XSTWI-LIS26
$7.00
MORNINGS WEAR ME OUT
"Listen Honey........ Mornings wear me out, afternoons are tiring, I work best when I'm sleeping."
Design area 102w x 116h stitches / 7.3" x 8.3" on 14-count or 28-count over 2
XSTWI-LIS27
$7.00
THE PLEASURE IS ALL HIS
"Listen Honey........ When he says the pleasure is all his....it usually is."
Design area 72w x 106h stitches / 5.1" x 7.6" on 14-count or 28-count over 2
XSTWI-LIS28
$7.00
TALL, DARK HUNK
"Listen Honey........ I'm looking for a tall, dark hunk .....of chocolate!."
Design area 86w x 122h stitches / 6.2" x 8.8" on 14-count or 28-count over 2
XSTWI-LIS29
$7.00
MY HUSBAND USED TO BE A JOCK
"My husband used to be a jock......now he's an athlectic supporter."
Design area 94w x 118h stitches / 6.7" x 8.5" on 14-count or 28-count over 2
XSTWI-LIS30
$7.00
A GREAT WAY TO SAVE MONEY
"Listen Honey........ A great way to save money....use his."
Design area 73w x 84h stitches / 5.2" x 6" on 14-count or 28-count over 2
XSTWI-LIS31
$7.00
CHEERS
"Listen Honey........ Cheers!"
Design area 72w x 120h stitches / 5.1" x 8.6" on 14-count or 28-count over 2
XSTWI-LIS32
$7.00
TALK THEIR HEADS OFF
"Listen Honey........ Some people say I talk their heads off."
Design area 71w x 105h stitches / 5" x 7.5" on 14-count or 28-count over 2
XSTWI-LIS33
$7.00
YEARS TO GET THIS OLD
"Listen Honey........ It's taken me years to get this old."
Design area 78w x 102h stitches / 5.6" x 7.3" on 14-count or 28-count over 2
XSTWI-LIS34
$7.00
HEAVENLY ME
"Listen Honey........ It's a bird, it's a plane, it's heavenly me!"
Design area 86w x 67h stitches / 6.2" x 4.8" on 14-count or 28-count over 2
XSTWI-LIS35
$7.00
STANDARDS IN MEN
"Listen Honey........ I have standards in men......they have to be breathing!"
Design area 92w x 88h stitches / 6.6" x 6.25" on 14-count or 28-count over 2
XSTWI-LIS36
$7.00
WAKE ME UP WHEN I'M THIN
"Listen Honey........ Wake me up when I'm thin!"
Design area 58w x 115h stitches / 4.2" x 8.2" on 14-count or 28-count over 2
XSTWI-LIS37
$7.00
I'LL TAKE IT
"Listen Honey........ I'm a woman of few words....I'll take it!"
Design area 71w x 90h stitches / 5" x 6.5" on 14-count or 28-count over 2
XSTWI-LIS38
$7.00
SPARE ME
"Listen Honey........ Spare me!"
Design area 63w x 91h stitches / 4.5" x 6.5" on 14-count or 28-count over 2
XSTWI-LIS39
$7.00
IF IT'S NOT MEN
"Listen Honey........ If it's not men, it's mildew."
Design area 92w x 104h stitches / 6.6" x 7.5" on 14-count or 28-count over 2
XSTWI-LIS40
$7.00
I CONSOLIDATED ALL MY BILLS
"Listen Honey........ I consolidated all my bills.....I put them altogether in a drawer!"
Design area 72w x 73h stitches / 7.1" x 7.1" on 14-count or 28-count over 2
XSTWI-LIS41
$7.00
I'VE GOT ENOUGH MONEY
"Listen Honey........ I've got enough money to last the rest of my life....unless I buy something."
Design area 65w x 93h stitches / 4.7" x 6.65" on 14-count or 28-count over 2
XSTWI-LIS42
$7.00
PUMPKIN PIE
"Listen Honey........ I made my husband a pumpkin pie" "I made mine a toad"
Design area 125w x 31h stitches / 9" x 2.3" on 14-count or 28-count over 2
XSTWI-LIS43
$7.00
ALL THE MONEY - IRS
"And what did you do with all the money I gave you last year?"
Design area 127w x 37h stitches / 9.1" x 2.7" on 14-count or 28-count over 2
XSTWI-LIS44
$7.00
DO THE LAUNDRY
"Listen Honey........ I'm doing the laundry today, what color would you like your underwear to be?"
Design area 77w x 92h stitches / 5.5" x 6.6" on 14-count or 28-count over 2
XSTWI-LIS45
$7.00
IF THE SHOE FITS
"If the shoe fits....buy it!"
Design area 70w x 83h stitches / 5" x 6" on 14-count or 28-count over 2
XSTWI-LIS46
$7.00
MAN INTO A CREDIT CARD
"Listen Honey.....Now......tell me again how you turn a man into a credit card."
Design area 279w x 79h stitches / 19.7" x 5.7" on 14-count or 28-count over 2
XSTWI-LIS47
$7.00