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Twisted Threads

"Listen Honey"

Counted Cross Stitch Charts

Original Art by Emerson Quillin Designs  -  Adapted for Cross-Stitch by Ruth Sparrow

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ON A CLEAR DAY

"Listen Honey........ On a clear day.......I can shop forever"

Design area 121w x 168h stitches / 8.75" x 12" on 14-count or 28-count over 2

XSTWI-LIS01

$7.00

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I'VE BECOME MY MOTHER

"Listen Honey........ It's official.......I've become my mother!"

Design area 96w x 101h stitches / 7" x 7.25" on 14-count or 28-count over 2

XSTWI-LIS02

$7.00

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LIFE'S A STITCH

"Listen Honey........ Life's a stitch"

Design area 97w x 84h stitches / 7" x 6" on 14-count or 28-count over 2

XSTWI-LIS03

$7.00

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MEN SHOULD COME WITH DIRECTIONS

"Listen Honey........ Men should come with directions!"

Design area 98w x 74h stitches / 7" x 7.25" on 14-count or 28-count over 2

XSTWI-LIS04

$7.00

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UP YOURS

"Listen Honey........ Up yours!"

Design area 113w x 56h stitches / 8" x 4" on 14-count or 28-count over 2

XSTWI-LIS05

$7.00

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ON DASHER ON DANCER

"On Dasher, On Dancer, On Master and Visa"

Design area 135w x 126h stitches / 9.75" x 9" on 14-count or 28-count over 2

XSTWI-LIS06

$7.00

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COME ON BABY

"Come on baby, light my fire."

Design area 51w x 107h stitches / 3.7" x 7.7" on 14-count or 28-count over 2

XSTWI-LIS07

$7.00

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IF YOU EVER SAID YOU LOVED ME

"Listen Honey........ I think I'd drop dead if you ever said you loved me." ......."I love you."

Design area 134w x 165h stitches / 9.6" x 11.8" on 14-count or 28-count over 2

XSTWI-LIS08

$7.00

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THE MAN DOESN'T LISTEN

"Listen Honey........ did you know that when men and women have trouble communicating, it's because the man doesn't listen?" ......."What?"

Design area 199w x 66h stitches / 14.25" x 4.75" on 14-count or 28-count over 2

XSTWI-LIS09

$7.00

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A HUNK OF BURNING LOVE

"Listen Honey........ I'm just a hunk, a hunk of burning love!!"

Design area 88w x 120h stitches / 6.5" x 8.6" on 14-count or 28-count over 2

XSTWI-LIS10

$7.00

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I WANT A NEW MAN

"Listen Honey........ I want a new man this year.......I broke the last one!"

Design area 98w x 108h stitches / 7" x 7.75" on 14-count or 28-count over 2

XSTWI-LIS11

$7.00

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THE FISHING MAN


Design area 134w x 165h stitches / 9.6" x 11.8" on 14-count or 28-count over 2

XSTWI-LIS12

$7.00

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WILL WORK FOR CHOCOLATE

"Listen Honey........ Will work for chocolate"

Design area 185w x 114h stitches / 13.25" x 8.25" on 14-count or 28-count over 2

XSTWI-LIS13

$7.00

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I KNOW ALL ABOUT STRESSED

"Listen Honey........ I know all about stressed.......it's DESSERTS spelled backwards"

Design area 134w x 165h stitches / 9.6" x 11.8" on 14-count or 28-count over 2

XSTWI-LIS14

$7.00

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IT HAPPENED AGAIN LAST NIGHT

"Listen Honey........ It happened again last night.....I got prettier"

Design area 97w x 128h stitches / 7" x 9.25" on 14-count or 28-count over 2

XSTWI-LIS15

$7.00

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THE MOST DIFFICULT YEARS

"Listen Honey........ The most difficult years of marriage.........are those following the wedding"

Design area 88w x 130h stitches / 6.3" x 9.3" on 14-count or 28-count over 2

XSTWI-LIS16

$7.00

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BODY BY CHOCOLATE CHIP

"Listen Honey........ The dress is by Ralph Lauren.....the body by chocolate chip"

Design area 94w x 106h stitches / 6.7" x 7.6" on 14-count or 28-count over 2

XSTWI-LIS17

$7.00

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LET'S DO BREAKFAST

"Listen Honey........ Let's do breakfast!"

Design area 80w x 170h stitches / 5.8" x 12.2" on 14-count or 28-count over 2

XSTWI-LIS18

$7.00

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NOW I'M THE PUMPKIN

"Listen Honey........ I used to be Cinderella....now I'm the pumpkin"

Design area 100w x 100h stitches / 7.25" x 7.25" on 14-count or 28-count over 2

XSTWI-LIS19

$7.00

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ONE SMALL BITE

"Listen Honey........ One small bite for me.....one giant bite for me too!"

Design area 88w x 110h stitches / 6.3" x 7.9" on 14-count or 28-count over 2

XSTWI-LIS20

$7.00

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MY NEW CREDIT CARD

"Listen Honey........ Joy to the world.......my new credit card has come"

Design area 119w x 133h stitches / 8.5" x 9.5" on 14-count or 28-count over 2

XSTWI-LIS21

$7.00

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THIS COOK NEEDS DOUGH

"Listen Honey........ This cook needs dough!"

Design area 99w x 87h stitches / 7.1" x 6.25" on 14-count or 28-count over 2

XSTWI-LIS22

$7.00

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I'M SUCH A WITCH

"Listen Honey........ I'm such a witch"

Design area 121w x 146h stitches / 8.7" x 10.5" on 14-count or 28-count over 2

XSTWI-LIS23

$7.00

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I COULD HAVE BEEN THIN & BEAUTIFUL

"Listen Honey........ I could have been thin and beautiful.....but I turned it down"

Design area 118w x 153h stitches / 8.5" x 11" on 14-count or 28-count over 2

XSTWI-LIS24

$7.00

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I SHOT A MOON

"Listen Honey........ I've never shot a birdie.....but I shot a moon once."

Design area 107w x 144h stitches / 7.7" x 10.3" on 14-count or 28-count over 2

XSTWI-LIS25

$7.00

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PRETEND I'M A BEER

"Listen Honey........ Hold me, savor me, press me to your lips, pretend I'm a beer."

Design area 167w x 53h stitches / 12" x 3.8" on 14-count or 28-count over 2

XSTWI-LIS26

$7.00

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MORNINGS WEAR ME OUT

"Listen Honey........ Mornings wear me out, afternoons are tiring, I work best when I'm sleeping."

Design area 102w x 116h stitches / 7.3" x 8.3" on 14-count or 28-count over 2

XSTWI-LIS27

$7.00

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THE PLEASURE IS ALL HIS

"Listen Honey........ When he says the pleasure is all his....it usually is."

Design area 72w x 106h stitches / 5.1" x 7.6" on 14-count or 28-count over 2

XSTWI-LIS28

$7.00

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TALL, DARK HUNK

"Listen Honey........ I'm looking for a tall, dark hunk .....of chocolate!."

Design area 86w x 122h stitches / 6.2" x 8.8" on 14-count or 28-count over 2

XSTWI-LIS29

$7.00

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MY HUSBAND USED TO BE A JOCK

"My husband used to be a jock......now he's an athlectic supporter."

Design area 94w x 118h stitches / 6.7" x 8.5" on 14-count or 28-count over 2

XSTWI-LIS30

$7.00

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A GREAT WAY TO SAVE MONEY

"Listen Honey........ A great way to save money....use his."

Design area 73w x 84h stitches / 5.2" x 6" on 14-count or 28-count over 2

XSTWI-LIS31

$7.00

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CHEERS

"Listen Honey........ Cheers!"

Design area 72w x 120h stitches / 5.1" x 8.6" on 14-count or 28-count over 2

XSTWI-LIS32

$7.00

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TALK THEIR HEADS OFF

"Listen Honey........ Some people say I talk their heads off."

Design area 71w x 105h stitches / 5" x 7.5" on 14-count or 28-count over 2

XSTWI-LIS33

$7.00

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YEARS TO GET THIS OLD

"Listen Honey........ It's taken me years to get this old."

Design area 78w x 102h stitches / 5.6" x 7.3" on 14-count or 28-count over 2

XSTWI-LIS34

$7.00

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HEAVENLY ME

"Listen Honey........ It's a bird, it's a plane, it's heavenly me!"

Design area 86w x 67h stitches / 6.2" x 4.8" on 14-count or 28-count over 2

XSTWI-LIS35

$7.00

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STANDARDS IN MEN

"Listen Honey........ I have standards in men......they have to be breathing!"

Design area 92w x 88h stitches / 6.6" x 6.25" on 14-count or 28-count over 2

XSTWI-LIS36

$7.00

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WAKE ME UP WHEN I'M THIN

"Listen Honey........ Wake me up when I'm thin!"

Design area 58w x 115h stitches / 4.2" x 8.2" on 14-count or 28-count over 2

XSTWI-LIS37

$7.00

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I'LL TAKE IT

"Listen Honey........ I'm a woman of few words....I'll take it!"

Design area 71w x 90h stitches / 5" x 6.5" on 14-count or 28-count over 2

XSTWI-LIS38

$7.00

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SPARE ME

"Listen Honey........ Spare me!"

Design area 63w x 91h stitches / 4.5" x 6.5" on 14-count or 28-count over 2

XSTWI-LIS39

$7.00

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IF IT'S NOT MEN

"Listen Honey........ If it's not men, it's mildew."

Design area 92w x 104h stitches / 6.6" x 7.5" on 14-count or 28-count over 2

XSTWI-LIS40

$7.00

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I CONSOLIDATED ALL MY BILLS

"Listen Honey........ I consolidated all my bills.....I put them altogether in a drawer!"

Design area 72w x 73h stitches / 7.1" x 7.1" on 14-count or 28-count over 2

XSTWI-LIS41

$7.00

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I'VE GOT ENOUGH MONEY

"Listen Honey........ I've got enough money to last the rest of my life....unless I buy something."

Design area 65w x 93h stitches / 4.7" x 6.65" on 14-count or 28-count over 2

XSTWI-LIS42

$7.00

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PUMPKIN PIE

"Listen Honey........ I made my husband a pumpkin pie" "I made mine a toad"

Design area 125w x 31h stitches / 9" x 2.3" on 14-count or 28-count over 2

XSTWI-LIS43

$7.00

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ALL THE MONEY - IRS

"And what did you do with all the money I gave you last year?"

Design area 127w x 37h stitches / 9.1" x 2.7" on 14-count or 28-count over 2

XSTWI-LIS44

$7.00

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DO THE LAUNDRY

"Listen Honey........ I'm doing the laundry today, what color would you like your underwear to be?"

Design area 77w x 92h stitches / 5.5" x 6.6" on 14-count or 28-count over 2

XSTWI-LIS45

$7.00

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IF THE SHOE FITS

"If the shoe fits....buy it!"

Design area 70w x 83h stitches / 5" x 6" on 14-count or 28-count over 2

XSTWI-LIS46

$7.00

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MAN INTO A CREDIT CARD

"Listen Honey.....Now......tell me again how you turn a man into a credit card."

Design area 279w x 79h stitches / 19.7" x 5.7" on 14-count or 28-count over 2

XSTWI-LIS47

$7.00


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