Original Art by Emerson Quillin Designs - Adapted for Cross-Stitch by Ruth Sparrow
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ON A CLEAR DAY "Listen Honey........ On a clear day.......I can shop forever" |
XSTWI-LIS01 |
$7.00 |
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I'VE BECOME MY MOTHER "Listen Honey........ It's official.......I've become my mother!" |
XSTWI-LIS02 |
$7.00 |
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LIFE'S A STITCH "Listen Honey........ Life's a stitch" |
XSTWI-LIS03 |
$7.00 |
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MEN SHOULD COME WITH DIRECTIONS "Listen Honey........ Men should come with directions!" |
XSTWI-LIS04 |
$7.00 |
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UP YOURS "Listen Honey........ Up yours!" |
XSTWI-LIS05 |
$7.00 |
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ON DASHER ON DANCER "On Dasher, On Dancer, On Master and Visa" |
XSTWI-LIS06 |
$7.00 |
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COME ON BABY "Come on baby, light my fire." |
XSTWI-LIS07 |
$7.00 |
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IF YOU EVER SAID YOU LOVED ME "Listen Honey........ I think I'd drop dead if you ever said you loved me." ......."I love you." |
XSTWI-LIS08 |
$7.00 |
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THE MAN DOESN'T LISTEN "Listen Honey........ did you know that when men and women have trouble communicating, it's because the man doesn't listen?" ......."What?" |
XSTWI-LIS09 |
$7.00 |
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A HUNK OF BURNING LOVE "Listen Honey........ I'm just a hunk, a hunk of burning love!!" |
XSTWI-LIS10 |
$7.00 |
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I WANT A NEW MAN "Listen Honey........ I want a new man this year.......I broke the last one!" |
XSTWI-LIS11 |
$7.00 |
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THE FISHING MAN |
XSTWI-LIS12 |
$7.00 |
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WILL WORK FOR CHOCOLATE "Listen Honey........ Will work for chocolate" |
XSTWI-LIS13 |
$7.00 |
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I KNOW ALL ABOUT STRESSED "Listen Honey........ I know all about stressed.......it's DESSERTS spelled backwards" |
XSTWI-LIS14 |
$7.00 |
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IT HAPPENED AGAIN LAST NIGHT "Listen Honey........ It happened again last night.....I got prettier" |
XSTWI-LIS15 |
$7.00 |
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THE MOST DIFFICULT YEARS "Listen Honey........ The most difficult years of marriage.........are those following the wedding" |
XSTWI-LIS16 |
$7.00 |
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BODY BY CHOCOLATE CHIP "Listen Honey........ The dress is by Ralph Lauren.....the body by chocolate chip" |
XSTWI-LIS17 |
$7.00 |
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LET'S DO BREAKFAST "Listen Honey........ Let's do breakfast!" |
XSTWI-LIS18 |
$7.00 |
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NOW I'M THE PUMPKIN "Listen Honey........ I used to be Cinderella....now I'm the pumpkin" |
XSTWI-LIS19 |
$7.00 |
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ONE SMALL BITE "Listen Honey........ One small bite for me.....one giant bite for me too!" |
XSTWI-LIS20 |
$7.00 |
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MY NEW CREDIT CARD "Listen Honey........ Joy to the world.......my new credit card has come" |
XSTWI-LIS21 |
$7.00 |
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THIS COOK NEEDS DOUGH "Listen Honey........ This cook needs dough!" |
XSTWI-LIS22 |
$7.00 |
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I'M SUCH A WITCH "Listen Honey........ I'm such a witch" |
XSTWI-LIS23 |
$7.00 |
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I COULD HAVE BEEN THIN & BEAUTIFUL "Listen Honey........ I could have been thin and beautiful.....but I turned it down" |
XSTWI-LIS24 |
$7.00 |
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I SHOT A MOON "Listen Honey........ I've never shot a birdie.....but I shot a moon once." |
XSTWI-LIS25 |
$7.00 |
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PRETEND I'M A BEER "Listen Honey........ Hold me, savor me, press me to your lips, pretend I'm a beer." |
XSTWI-LIS26 |
$7.00 |
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MORNINGS WEAR ME OUT "Listen Honey........ Mornings wear me out, afternoons are tiring, I work best when I'm sleeping." |
XSTWI-LIS27 |
$7.00 |
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THE PLEASURE IS ALL HIS "Listen Honey........ When he says the pleasure is all his....it usually is." |
XSTWI-LIS28 |
$7.00 |
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TALL, DARK HUNK "Listen Honey........ I'm looking for a tall, dark hunk .....of chocolate!." |
XSTWI-LIS29 |
$7.00 |
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MY HUSBAND USED TO BE A JOCK "My husband used to be a jock......now he's an athlectic supporter." |
XSTWI-LIS30 |
$7.00 |
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A GREAT WAY TO SAVE MONEY "Listen Honey........ A great way to save money....use his." |
XSTWI-LIS31 |
$7.00 |
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CHEERS "Listen Honey........ Cheers!" |
XSTWI-LIS32 |
$7.00 |
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TALK THEIR HEADS OFF "Listen Honey........ Some people say I talk their heads off." |
XSTWI-LIS33 |
$7.00 |
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YEARS TO GET THIS OLD "Listen Honey........ It's taken me years to get this old." |
XSTWI-LIS34 |
$7.00 |
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HEAVENLY ME "Listen Honey........ It's a bird, it's a plane, it's heavenly me!" |
XSTWI-LIS35 |
$7.00 |
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STANDARDS IN MEN "Listen Honey........ I have standards in men......they have to be breathing!" |
XSTWI-LIS36 |
$7.00 |
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WAKE ME UP WHEN I'M THIN "Listen Honey........ Wake me up when I'm thin!" |
XSTWI-LIS37 |
$7.00 |
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I'LL TAKE IT "Listen Honey........ I'm a woman of few words....I'll take it!" |
XSTWI-LIS38 |
$7.00 |
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SPARE ME "Listen Honey........ Spare me!" |
XSTWI-LIS39 |
$7.00 |
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IF IT'S NOT MEN "Listen Honey........ If it's not men, it's mildew." |
XSTWI-LIS40 |
$7.00 |
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I CONSOLIDATED ALL MY BILLS "Listen Honey........ I consolidated all my bills.....I put them altogether in a drawer!" |
XSTWI-LIS41 |
$7.00 |
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I'VE GOT ENOUGH MONEY "Listen Honey........ I've got enough money to last the rest of my life....unless I buy something." |
XSTWI-LIS42 |
$7.00 |
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PUMPKIN PIE "Listen Honey........ I made my husband a pumpkin pie" "I made mine a toad" |
XSTWI-LIS43 |
$7.00 |
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ALL THE MONEY - IRS "And what did you do with all the money I gave you last year?" |
XSTWI-LIS44 |
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DO THE LAUNDRY "Listen Honey........ I'm doing the laundry today, what color would you like your underwear to be?" |
XSTWI-LIS45 |
$7.00 |
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IF THE SHOE FITS "If the shoe fits....buy it!" |
XSTWI-LIS46 |
$7.00 |
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MAN INTO A CREDIT CARD "Listen Honey.....Now......tell me again how you turn a man into a credit card." |
XSTWI-LIS47 |
$7.00 |
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